Math Jokes…?
| What is yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn’s lemon |
| What is green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval? The real lime |
| What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape |
| What is lavender and commutes? An Abelian semigrape |
| What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions? A simple grape: it has no normal subgrapes. |
| What is yellow and is also a complete normed linear space? A Bananach space |
| What is purple, commutes, and is worshipped occasionally? A finitely venerated abelian grape |
| Two plus two is three, for sufficiently small two. |
| Two plus two is three plus epsilon, where epsilon tends to zero as two tends to one and a half. |
| What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn’s lemming |
| How did the mathematician explain his parrot's death? "polynomial, polygon" |